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Fifty Bab Ballads

Preface

The “Bab Ballads” appeared originally in the columns of “Fun,” when that periodical was under the editorship of the late Tom Hood.  They were subsequently republished in two volumes, one called “The Bab Ballads,” the other “More Bab Ballads.”  The period during which they were written extended over some three or four years; many, however, were composed hastily, and under the discomforting necessity of having to turn out a quantity of lively verse by a certain day in every week.  As it seemed to me (and to others) that the volumes were disfigured by the presence of these hastily written impostors, I thought it better to withdraw from both volumes such Ballads as seemed to show evidence of carelessness or undue haste, and to publish the remainder in the compact form under which they are now presented to the reader.

It may interest some to know that the first of the series, “The Yarn of the Nancy Bell,” was originally offered to “Punch,”—to which I was, at that time, an occasional contributor.  It was, however, declined by the then Editor, on the ground that it was “too cannibalistic for his readers’ tastes.”

W. S. Gilbert

24 The Boltons, South Kensington,
         August, 1876.

CONTENTS.

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Captain Reece13
The Rival Curates18
Only a Dancing Girl24
To a Little Maid27
The Troubadour28
Ferdinando and Elvira; or, the Gentle Pieman33
To my Bride37
Sir Macklin39
The Yarn of theNancy Bell44
The Bishop of Rum-Ti-Foo48
The Precocious Baby54
To Phœbe59
Baines Carew, Gentleman60
Thomas Winterbottom Hance66
A Discontented Sugar Broker72
The PantomimeSuperto his Mask78
The Ghost, the Gallant, the Gael, and the Goblin80
The Phantom Curate85
King Borria Bungalee Boo88
Bob Polter93
The Story of Prince Agib99
Ellen McJones Aberdeen104
Peter the Wag109
To the Terrestrial Globe114
Gentle Alice Brown115
Mister William120
The Bumboat Woman’s Story125
Lost Mr. Blake131
The Baby’s Vengeance137
The Captain and the Mermaids143
Annie ProtheroeA Legend of Stratford-le-Bow149
An Unfortunate Likeness155
The King of Canoodle-dum161
The Martinet167
The Sailor Boy to his Lass173
The Reverend Simon Magus179
My Dream184
The Bishop of Rum-Ti-Foo again189
The Haughty Actor194
The Two Majors200
Emily, John, James, and IA Derby Legend205
The Perils of Invisibility210
The Mystic Selvagee215
Phrenology221
The Fairy Curate226
The Way of Wooing233
Hongree and MahryA Recollection of a Surrey Melodrama237
Etiquette243
At a Pantomime249
Haunted253