Preface
The “Bab Ballads” appeared originally in the columns of “Fun,” when that periodical was under the editorship of the late Tom Hood. They were subsequently republished in two volumes, one called “The Bab Ballads,” the other “More Bab Ballads.” The period during which they were written extended over some three or four years; many, however, were composed hastily, and under the discomforting necessity of having to turn out a quantity of lively verse by a certain day in every week. As it seemed to me (and to others) that the volumes were disfigured by the presence of these hastily written impostors, I thought it better to withdraw from both volumes such Ballads as seemed to show evidence of carelessness or undue haste, and to publish the remainder in the compact form under which they are now presented to the reader.
It may interest some to know that the first of the series, “The Yarn of the Nancy Bell,” was originally offered to “Punch,”—to which I was, at that time, an occasional contributor. It was, however, declined by the then Editor, on the ground that it was “too cannibalistic for his readers’ tastes.”
W. S. Gilbert
24 The Boltons, South Kensington,
August, 1876.
CONTENTS.
| ### Page | |
| Captain Reece | 13 |
| The Rival Curates | 18 |
| Only a Dancing Girl | 24 |
| To a Little Maid | 27 |
| The Troubadour | 28 |
| Ferdinando and Elvira; or, the Gentle Pieman | 33 |
| To my Bride | 37 |
| Sir Macklin | 39 |
| The Yarn of the “Nancy Bell” | 44 |
| The Bishop of Rum-Ti-Foo | 48 |
| The Precocious Baby | 54 |
| To Phœbe | 59 |
| Baines Carew, Gentleman | 60 |
| Thomas Winterbottom Hance | 66 |
| A Discontented Sugar Broker | 72 |
| The Pantomime “Super” to his Mask | 78 |
| The Ghost, the Gallant, the Gael, and the Goblin | 80 |
| The Phantom Curate | 85 |
| King Borria Bungalee Boo | 88 |
| Bob Polter | 93 |
| The Story of Prince Agib | 99 |
| Ellen McJones Aberdeen | 104 |
| Peter the Wag | 109 |
| To the Terrestrial Globe | 114 |
| Gentle Alice Brown | 115 |
| Mister William | 120 |
| The Bumboat Woman’s Story | 125 |
| Lost Mr. Blake | 131 |
| The Baby’s Vengeance | 137 |
| The Captain and the Mermaids | 143 |
| Annie Protheroe. A Legend of Stratford-le-Bow | 149 |
| An Unfortunate Likeness | 155 |
| The King of Canoodle-dum | 161 |
| The Martinet | 167 |
| The Sailor Boy to his Lass | 173 |
| The Reverend Simon Magus | 179 |
| My Dream | 184 |
| The Bishop of Rum-Ti-Foo again | 189 |
| The Haughty Actor | 194 |
| The Two Majors | 200 |
| Emily, John, James, and I. A Derby Legend | 205 |
| The Perils of Invisibility | 210 |
| The Mystic Selvagee | 215 |
| Phrenology | 221 |
| The Fairy Curate | 226 |
| The Way of Wooing | 233 |
| Hongree and Mahry. A Recollection of a Surrey Melodrama | 237 |
| Etiquette | 243 |
| At a Pantomime | 249 |
| Haunted | 253 |