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The Foolish Dictionary

Q

Never make a mountain out of a mole-hill—Try gold, silver, copper or radium—there's more in it.

Charity begins at home—but ends when you reach The Cook.


QUACK The Duck family's favorite physician.


QUAIL

Quail

v. t., To shrink—a characteristic of the bird when ordered in a restaurant.


QUEEN One entitled to rule a nation, make up a deck, or beat a knave.


QUESTION Is marriage a failure?


QUEUE The only Mongolian line connecting America and China.


QUORUM A clumsy individual, all Ayes and Noes, who is seldom on hand when needed.